Sirens Beach Hotel

Good excelent Massage Eleni,

Worst Hotel We have been to in last 10 years. Rooms are extremely small even hough we paid the most extensive ones with the sea view. Very dated furniture like from deep 70's. Very ugly and old fitness gym. Nonfuctional equipment. Lack of equipment. No air conditioning. A lot of rust all over the place I wonder how local officers did not close it due to the hygiene as you get tetanus from the rust when you scratch from something. During the night we have cockroaches in our bathroom. See photo attached as evidence. The ventilator in the bathroom doesn't work so if you want to poop, the entire room stinks. Lack of personell on bars just to make you give up due to the long lines so they can save money. Low quality cocktails and drinks. Coffee isn't a coffee It is just a colored water with no flavor. Food was decent and that's all positive about this place

The transfer given by the tyarvel agency was a bit longer than desired, as there can be many stops to collect and drop off other guests, and the traffic can be quite challenging. There were also roadworks during our visit — it took 1.5 hours at midnight to reach the hotel and 2 hours on the way back to the airport. If that bothers you, consider booking a private transfer to save 1H. This is nothing the hotel can control; just an FYI.

The benefit of the hotel's location, however, is that it's the last property between Malia and the port, so the beach is large with plenty of umbrellas and sunbeds. A very nice beach with fine sand and crystal-clear water. Great snorkelling too — you can swim out to the so-called Church Island. If you're a passionate swimmer, you can head in the direction of the harbour and back. The water is clear and not very deep, making it pleasant to swim long distances with no dark, deep, scary stretches. The beach is very close to the hotel, so you can easily switch between the beach, pool, room, and bar.

There are two pools. One is more relaxing with no music; the second is used for animations, so it's livelier. It's up to you to decide what you prefer.

We had a standard room with a double bed and a bunk bed. Our 13-year-old son is 170 cm tall, and the bunk bed was already too small for him. It wasn't a concern on the first day, but he soon complained as it was uncomfortable — he basically had to sleep diagonally. The safe is not included in the room price. There is a fridge in the room, but no beverages are provided. There are no queues at the bars, though, so that shouldn't be a concern. There is a shop in the hotel and also plenty of shops nearby if you need to pick up anything you're missing.

I don't drink alcohol, and I'm not sure how common non-alcoholic beer is in Greece, but it would be a nice addition for the hotel to consider as part of the all-inclusive offer.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner were all very good. The afternoon snack bar is more basic but overall fine. I did miss some items like ice cream and watermelon, which are served at lunch but not offered at the snack bar. For coffee lovers, the coffee is below average. At the bars you can get better coffee, but it's not included in the all-inclusive package.

Room service was very good.

It's great to see the hotel investing in sustainability — solar panels, water consumption management, and an AC system that uses geothermal cooling drawn from underground. They also use reusable plastic glasses at the bars. The hotel could consider switching to paper straws, though.

Overall, a very enjoyable stay with an excellent sandy beach. I would consider returning and would definitely recommend it to others.